Team Captain --- Position: Thrower --- Favourite Food: Oliphant Stew --- Favourite Saying: "It goes well with potatoes." --- Career Wrap Up: Whistlefrond captained Chef's Suprise in their first three outings. His unique efforts resulted in three very clear losses, and Chef's Suprise were unable to score a single touchdown in any of these games. His third and final game before retirement was against The Eagle Warriors. Early in the second half he had his collar bone smashed by Gilthen, but in true Halfling fashion, he was patched up by the apothecary, and sent back onto the pitch. Demonstrating why Halflings are known for courage and not for brains, he once more lined up against Gilthen. The High Elf then battered Whistlefrond into the pitch, smashing his hip in the process. After the game, management decided that Whistlefrond had to go, and he now helps to coach the team with a sling and a pair of crutches.