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Another casualty of the horrendous fixture against the Crossdressing Amazons.
The Clerihew of Dieter Venker
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Dieter Venker
Had a scarf which was magenta*
He took to the pitch against some Amazons rumoured to be crossdressing
And was rapidly slain in a manner which everyone found a bit distressing.
* If you can think of a better rhyme for Venker, send it on a postcard to...