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Dieter Venker
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
12
B
10
P
-1
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Another casualty of the horrendous fixture against the Crossdressing Amazons.
The Clerihew of Dieter Venker
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dieter Venker
Had a scarf which was magenta*
He took to the pitch against some Amazons rumoured to be crossdressing
And was rapidly slain in a manner which everyone found a bit distressing.
* If you can think of a better rhyme for Venker, send it on a postcard to...
The Clerihew of Dieter Venker
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dieter Venker
Had a scarf which was magenta*
He took to the pitch against some Amazons rumoured to be crossdressing
And was rapidly slain in a manner which everyone found a bit distressing.
* If you can think of a better rhyme for Venker, send it on a postcard to...
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