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Cheddi Knights
Darth Maulzzarella
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
107
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
21
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
52
XPP
0
SPP
52
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Block
Claw (30k)
Dodge (30k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Darth Maulzzarella got off to an absolutely stellar start to his career with 21 Cas after his first 10 games, including 5 straight-up murders. Apparently fixing lightsabers to his claws has helped with his blocking.
During his tenth match, he was in the vicinity of a goblin as a chainsaw dropped onto him. As the blades knocked him into unconsciousness, a sudden moment of realization hit him: things would hurt him less if he dodged away from them! Therefore he swore that henceforth he'd learn something from his Gutter Runner brethren and be better at dodging punches and running away from other players.
Died in a game where nothing went right for him: couldn't hurt anything and repeatedly failed at dodging away from things. A disappointing and underwhelming end.
Careers Ended:
Murdered:
During his tenth match, he was in the vicinity of a goblin as a chainsaw dropped onto him. As the blades knocked him into unconsciousness, a sudden moment of realization hit him: things would hurt him less if he dodged away from them! Therefore he swore that henceforth he'd learn something from his Gutter Runner brethren and be better at dodging punches and running away from other players.
Died in a game where nothing went right for him: couldn't hurt anything and repeatedly failed at dodging away from things. A disappointing and underwhelming end.
Careers Ended:
Murdered:
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2017-02-25
-
-
-
1
-
2
2017-06-04
-
-
-
2
1
9
2017-08-25
-
-
-
-
1
5
2017-08-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2017-12-12
-
-
-
4
-
8
2017-12-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2017-12-12
-
-
-
2
-
4
2017-12-24
-
-
-
4
-
8
2017-12-26
-
-
-
4
-
8
2017-12-28
-
-
-
2
-
4