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Steve "Stompy" McGee loves to stomp. Let's forget that he can kick because he can really stomp. During team trials, Steve stomped on William "Wanker" Trentenheimer when he was on the ground and broke his nose. This showed me in particular why Steve should get a spot on the team. As well as being a brilliant stomper he can kick the ball very accurately which will be a very important tactic to the MFC.
Steve is an excellent kicker and this is due to his participation in the sport "Pillow Boots", a sport in which there is no blood so players instead fake their injuries. The goal of the sport is to kick the pole past the goalie and into the goal. How ridiculous, the joy of scoring a touch down is far greater than one of scoring a goal. Regardless, our university was never great at Pillow Boots as we do not have any large players to act as a goalie. Teams with an ogre goalie tend to block more goals than us.
Steve due to his foul nature has many friends from the border princes and he has even been rumored to have trained there on how to play! No wonder he is an excellent stomper! Needless to say the Northern Border Confederates have a great kicker training program. It's just a shame that Steve couldn't shine over there and make it onto their side. But instead will have to endure loss after loss on ours.... wait that's not right! Edit that bit out please editor thank you.
It will be a great honor to coach Steve "Stompy" McGee. In my opinion the stomp in Blood Bowl is far greater than any aspect. It is such a pity that you can get banned for it. Regardless, I'm sure that Steve will not get caught and become a stomping kicking machine for the MFC.
-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
Steve "Stompy" McGee died in the against the Averheim University Stallions, where Horst "Bully" Eshemann bullied him to death. He was the first player to pass away in our team and will truly be missed. Rest in peace Stompy.