After failing to get into the Guisonne Chevaliers as a halfling, Hugo "Frog" Miannay moved down to Mootland, a land of halfings and joined the university. He wasn't astounding in the trials, no wonder he wasn't accepted into the Guisonne Chevaliers. However, he states if he gets into the team he'll train to leap like a frog. Halflings are not meant to leap. Infact, any player that isn't actually a frog and that can dodge like a halfing shouldn't be leaping! However, we are all keen to see Hugo leap so I gave him a spot on the squad (out of pity).

Being from Guisoreux, he brought many special recipes down to the Mootland that we have not heard of before such as Slann Legs. Never have I ever eaten Slann legs and oh my god they are delicious! It goes without show that the cuisine in Bretonnia is one of a kind. It is such a pity that Hugo isn't a particularly fantastic chef as he can not read instructions very well. When he was showing us the beauty Bretonnian cuisine he accidentally added too much salt! It was absolutely horrid the result! I had to cook a whole new pot of the Bretonnian Onion Soup for him. It is disappointing to ones country to not be able to cook their food and disappointed I am in Hugo. Regardless, he brought plenty of great recipes into Eicheschatten and I am happy that he did. Slann legs are amazing.

As Hugo is relatively new to the campus and Eicheschatten, not much is known about him or his past. A rumor has been spread that he has a Bretonnian girlfriend and bretonnian girls are definitely off the charts compared to the girls down in Mootland. However, this seems quite unlikely as Hugo is not the best looking halfling out there. There is no chance in hell that a Bretonnian girl would fall for a halfling, on top of that him!

But despite my small jealousy for Hugo, I am quite interested in how he will play for the Mootland Fighting Cockerels and how his leaping training will go. Regardless of his bizarre tactics it will be fun to watch him (hopefully) succeed in the art of leaping.

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
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