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Formerly playing as a Blitzer for Za UnderWarudo, Stairway to Skaven met his end at the hands of Doornails Ghoul Jacque.
Jacque couldn't help but grab a few pieces to gnaw on for the rest of the game, and a few zombies happened to be standing nearby as well - by the time the team necromancer recovered the corpse, several important pieces were missing. Namely, everything from the waist down. The coach refused to pony up for a Skaven corpse to replace the missing limbs and organs, telling the necromancer to do what he could with whatever he could find lying around.
The coach was therefore in not much of a position to say anything when the newly raised Stairway to Skaven trotted/shambled/loped onto the practice field the next morning.