After 5 games

Much like the milk of his favourite cereal, the performances of Coco Popper vary from a clear, pure competence to a turgid, brown mess. The proud holder of the Fastbreakers' first interception, rolling a natural six against the Rats in Heaven to make a critical pick in the 3-2 defeat, he also fumbled two pickups in that game, damning the side to their fifth consecutive game without a win.

He is currently working hard on his ball-handling skills, yet refuses to attempt a pickup without using one of those Coco Pops-branded pastic spoons you sometimes get in packs. The coaching staff are still trying to convince him to actually use his hands.

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After 7 games

The additional training has worked! Coco has now doubled his collection of Fastbreakers first-times, being the first player to score in the team's first-ever victory! Catching a last-gasp pass from Ghoul teammate Soggy, he sprinted to the endzone to kick off the Fastbreakers' eventual 3-0 win over fellow Necromantic side Evendeathmaydie. Yet he still refuses to use his hands, and coaches are beginning to wonder if there really is no limit to what he can accomplish with tiny plastic spoons clasped in his hands.