The first player to be killed in midst of a game, Showb-oats met his end against the Skaven Rats in Heaven, in a nail-biting 3-2 defeat. He leaves the team having started each of its first five games, and racking up an impressively incompetent record of four fouls without a single armour break. He never lived up to his reputation as a showboat, never so much as touching the ball, but that may have been an overly-ambitious choice of name for a player who lacks both functional hands and competence.

His remains have been donated to a Quaker church somewhere on the outskirts of Rotherham, due to Showb-oats' incorrect belief during his reanimation that this particular religious organisation were behind his favourite breakfast product.