Right after our first goblin had to be given a medical retirement, coach decided that despite the lack of production, the fans liked the blood so much that he'd better pick up another one to go splat. Slinker had been hiding around the locker room area, picking up loose change and things nobody would miss, when he was pressed into service. Lets hope he's as sneaky on the pitch as off.

In his first match, Slinker showed no skills at dodging and fell down a lot. However, he did manage to SI a Troll on a both down result! Coach instantly thought he'd found a new star player, but only nuffle knows how long he'll last.