Squeek joined us after our first match, signing on without even asking how much he'd be paid. Smaller than most halflings in his line of work, he was quiet and meek. Nobody knew how much rage was contained within that tiny body.
Though he only blocked 6 times in his career, he never ran from a losing fight.
Seven turns into his first game (against Antitribu Elders), after spending the beginning of the match being beaten down by a vampire and his thralls, he finally made his move. Even without captain Loz's help, he saw the opening, and he was going for it.
He dove into the vampire, lodging himself deep in his victim's abdomen, erupting from the vampires ribcage! Squeek went on to score a touchdown that game, and continued making blocks against the odds.
During Shenanigargles' 10th game, our star player Barry "Butt Stuff" McGruff, was out on his first injury. Squeek and Dinkelberg stepped up, and fought hard to make up for his absence. In the second half, surrounded by opposing halflings, Squeek chose to fight. He hit Half COOL hiq's Tree Au Lysme (tree man- jersey #2) so hard, that Spaghetti had to push against the falling treeman, (which kept him standing) to keep from being crushed!
Of course, the treeman retaliated, with equal (probably lesser) force.
He will forever be immortalized in the "At least I didn't go out like a punk!" list.