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Did you know? Up until now, 1495011 players have died on the pitch.
Sam was the third person ever initiated into the Yaksmen, over 100 years ago. Soon after, he was frozen into a glacier while tracking an abominable snowman accused of felony littering. Sam survived in suspended animation until he was thawed out by present-day global warming, at which point he resumed his old job (and to his superiors' delight, at his old pay, 1 cent an hour).