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Thugs of Hell
Poor Jocke
#5
Beastman Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
12
B
32
P
0
F
3
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
17
XPP
0
SPP
17
Injuries
Skills
Horns
Block (20k)
Guard (20k)
Jocke the poor is a sad excuse for a beastman. His whole life, he has been a servant, and will probably have to serve until he dies on the pitch.
After his former wife gave birth to "Alfred the slave", Jocke was mislead by easy living, easy women and an inferno of drugs and alcohol, which led to his wife divorcing him and ruining him with her inhuman child support claim. The money disappeared up his former wife's nose, and The Prusselusk ended up taking Alfred the slave from her care. After suffering as a "fattighjon" under slave-like condititions where The Commodore stole all hos well-earned snus he finally gave up and surrendered to Her and now he follows Tommy's lead and Thugs of Hell uses him as line-fodder in their pursuit to fame and glory.
After his former wife gave birth to "Alfred the slave", Jocke was mislead by easy living, easy women and an inferno of drugs and alcohol, which led to his wife divorcing him and ruining him with her inhuman child support claim. The money disappeared up his former wife's nose, and The Prusselusk ended up taking Alfred the slave from her care. After suffering as a "fattighjon" under slave-like condititions where The Commodore stole all hos well-earned snus he finally gave up and surrendered to Her and now he follows Tommy's lead and Thugs of Hell uses him as line-fodder in their pursuit to fame and glory.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2017-10-01
-
-
-
2
-
4
2017-12-30
-
-
-
-
1
5
2018-01-18
-
1
-
-
1
8