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Austin Bonobitch
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Bonobo
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6
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3
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3
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7
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4
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0
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1
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0
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0
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0
GPP
0
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0
SPP
0
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Extra Arms
With the death of Austin Bonoboring, the team let out a huge sigh of relief, thinking they were done with his garbage puns, ednless rambling and negative views. He would always announce things like, "Oh we are screwed now", and "Welp, thats the game. We are FOR SURE going to lose now" on turn one. Unfortunately, he is harder to get rid of than originally thought and it seems that Bonoboring wasn't even his final form. His newest incarnation is Bonobitch and his negative pessimism has only increased, claiming loses before even hitting the pitch. His puns have only gotten worse and he now even attempts to explain them when nobody laughs, thinking that nobody understands the joke and if they only understood it they would laugh. They never laugh but always understand his "joke" (the first time he says it). Death can not come soon enough for this monkey.
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