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Seth - once a timid accountant, unlocked the Terrible Secret of Space, and has been suffering ever since. Along with his sidekick <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1204998>Repugnus</a>, he got tricked into joining a beastman team and play some obscure sport.
His close friend and sidekick <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1204998>Repugnus</a> was fired after receiving his third skill, since Seth's ego could not handle the fact that his sidekick actually performed in games. Funny enough, his replacement inflicted a casualty right away.
He played 36 games without getting a single SPP. What a loser! And broken neck twice. I don't think you can be closer to retirement.
Lately, the coach has been encouraging opponents to foul Seth in the last turn of the game, but somehow he miraculously survives every time. He also tries to get rid of him by sneaking poison into his potato chips, and booby trapping his bunny slippers. He may even go as far as to invoke the Power of a Lawyer.