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Did you know? Up until now, 1511180 players have died on the pitch.
From a coaches standpoint we don't know much about him. He just showed up one day for tryouts (the only one who showed up) and even though I cut him, he wouldn't go home. He doesn't say much either.
Too big to be a Skink runner and too small for a Saurus...we made him a Skink runner.
Pros: Does what's asked no matter the task.
Cons: Messes up everything he's asked to do...and scares the other runners.
The only reason he's on the team is because I may find my throat slit in my sleep if I cut him.