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For the sake of "equal opportunities" coach Silky Wilkinson has take it upon himself in good charity to employ a member of the MCD (Mad Cow's Disease) community. Vivid has been a terribly useless waste of space in most matches so far, but the coach can't sack a cow simply for having a disability, it would certainly be frowned upon by the media. The one redeeming quality that Vivid has brought into the team however is of course masses of milk at half time for all the lads... So much so that coach now has the new nickname of "Milky" Wilkinson for his obvious taste for the udder.