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Mighty Blow
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Derek had a slightly more famous father - Christopher.
Unfortunately, Christopher Columbus died (again, technically) when he was cynically fouled to death by Griffo, who played for the Old Hobbit Die Hard team.
Past tense is used because Griffo also died in that game, so now Derek is out for revenge against all Halfling Hopefuls. And goblin hopefuls. Oh, and Elf hopefuls. Plus the human hopefuls, too.
Essentially, Derek hates hopeful people, and misses his daddy. Who was a mummy. It's complicated.