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Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
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The hairiest, smelliest, baguette-iest troll in all of T'rauma, Dumbass's true name is actually Dumm D'Asse. He earned his moniker due to his tendency to forget what's happening on the pitch, preferring to instead ponder the vagaries of existence in a self-consumed stupor. He enjoys drinking gallons of cheap goat wine, smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and sneering at foreigners.
Personally killed 2 rats in the team's first ever win.