Just hours before the final match of Season XLVIII the Spiders somehow found themselves with an outside chance of a 2nd place finish and with money to burn.

With no time to conduct a thorough background check the Spiders’ Head Coach signed up Dumpa Bogbusta who happened to be hanging around the trading ground with Grunnt Dropagut at the time.

Coach assumed that Dumpa must have had some sort of Blood Bowl pedigree, otherwise, why would he be here?

As it turns out though, Dumpa had never even held a ball in his life - he was Grunnt’s friend’s cousin’s mum’s squig-sitter and was only there to get an autograph ...