There is the law, and then there's OFFICER JUDGE JUDGMENT.

He's here to pass judgment on you, and is definitely not a monkey dressed as an elf. That would be absurd, why would you even say something like that. The Coconut Elves are a reputable Blood Bowl organization with no ties to monkeys of any kind.

(Please don't bring up his spelling skills, he's very sensitive)

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