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Bone-head
Loner
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Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Stand Firm
After out bashing a Dwarf team the Jokers gain Rhod for the team. He said upon joining the team "So I found it natural to play on the back foot, as if the crowd had me pinned in the corner and I was a kid lashing out at all these bullies around me."
For killing a human lino (on another team) he was awarded a Spa treatment. Afterwards all he could say was "A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble."
He got an MVP for acting as a good road block in a 3-0 win mirror match. He got a flaming battenburg tattoo to celebrate this achievement and can now assist the team more with it's blocking.
Killed a thrall and when asked if he had anger issues he remarked "Last year I punched a shop assistant over the duvet tog-rating system and went berserk over a mince pie. I am stung by accusations that I over-react."