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One morning, Hagbard woke up as usual. He sat down at the breakfast table, spread some grease on his disgusting dwarf breakfast, and munched away happily like every other day. It was then that the jolly Dwarf God appeared, giving him a Life Mission. It is every dwarf's innermost hope to once receive such a mission, which will bring great prestige and fortune if it succeeds. Failure however, means eternal damnation in Dwarf Hell.
If anyone finds a pair of soild gold pants that fits Hagbard, please let him know.