For decades, Finnish traveled around with the Red Cross as a living can opener, helping starving children open their canned food. Quickly becoming the children's favorite, he developed phenomenal skills in child education and safety measures. All this ended on a sad day when playing hide-and-seek, where he accidentally cut twenty-six kids into shreds.

He's playing Blood Bowl in hopes of rasing enough money to start a youth center.

Finnish was mortally wounded in a game against a team of super lucky orcs, but a witch-doctor managed to transfer his soul into another beastman. However, this new body had no claw, so Finnish had a wooden claw ordered which he wears over his real hand. Until a new one grows out, that is.