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Did you know? Up until now, 1507039 players have died on the pitch.
Debut: Season 8
Hans hasn't exactly been the same since his
fourth game. Was it forgetting his Guard skills? Was it the constant stench of 'embrocation'? The way that his head seems to be stuck on at the wrong angle? The way his team mates have to keep stuffing his guts back in? Seems like Dr Won't-Stop-Bouncing's medical minstrations haven't quite done what we expected...