George Hamilton Green, Jr. (May 23, 1893 – 1970) was a xylophonist, composer, and cartoonist born in Omaha, Nebraska, a village somewhere in Alaska.

By the age of eleven he was being promoted as the “world’s greatest xylophonist” and was playing for crowds of 7,000-10,000. In 1915, when Green was 22 years old, a review in the United States Musician stated: "He has begun where every other xylophone player left off. His touch, his attack, his technique, and his powers of interpretation in his solos being far different than other performers. To say his work is marvelous and wonderful would not fully express it."

He was a popular recording artist starting in 1917 with the Edison Company and was employed, along with his two brothers, Joe and Lew Green, as the original sound music crew for Walt Disney’s first three cartoons.

Now, in undeath due to his inventiveness and stubbornness, he regularly entertains crowds of 30,000; his experience at Disney's and as a live performer have taught him how to stick in the boot in the most crowd-pleasing, cartoonesque way, his touch, his attack, his technique, and his powers of interpretation of Blood Bowl rules being far different than other players'.