I am writing my own bio, because the moron writing the other bios is too stupid to coherently convey my intellect to the masses. I'm very smart. Like so smart my IQ is at least 600. A leftist like you doesn't even come close to understanding many of the things I have chosen to forget out of boredom. Boss offered me this job, not because of my skills at beating my opponents to a pulp, but for knowing the entirety of Game of Thrones, word for word and the strategies used at the battles therein. My tactical prowess will aid us in overcoming the destitute of brain matter that we shall call the enemy teams. When we win, Pashmina will surely understand that it was only due to my massive brain and fall madly in love with me, if not I'll be forced to defend her on the Internet until she does.