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Did you know? Up until now, 1511897 players have died on the pitch.
Snoozer is a hamster who is always sleeping. He doesn't even realize he's playing in the league. Boss basically rolled him out onto the field just to use him as a body. Snoozer sleeps all the time because the last time he wasn't asleep, he was, quote by Boss, "Sooooo woke man." In fact, it's rather hard to say wheather he is actually just dead. The other Ham-Hams have noticed a smell that seems to follow him everywhere he goes but Boss confirms "It's just the drugs I hide in his sock"
RIP Snoozer