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A Lovely Bunch
Patrick
#11
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
81
B
21
P
47
F
7
G
17
Cp
15
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Strong Arm (30k)
Patrick is what happens when a man fucks a robit named Rattrap. After he was discarded into a river by his unwanting parents, Boss took him in, and fed him a healthy diet of Coke and Cocaine, the best diet for a growing Ham. What became of him was a big strong Ham who doesn't shut up. Boss put him on the team, not because of his skill, but because he doesn't want to go to jail for murdering Patrick and hopes that this may be a way out. So far, no luck, as all the enemy team just quits because of migraines from having a simple discussion with the him. Boss may have signed him up as fodder, but it's possible that Patrick may indeed, be their secret weapon for winning this league.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2019-05-19
2
-
-
-
-
2
2019-05-19
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-06-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-06-22
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-06-26
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-07-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-07-14
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-07-20
1
-
-
-
-
1
2019-07-27
3
-
-
-
-
3
2019-08-10
3
-
-
-
-
3