The joke was on those silly Peruvian goat farmers - Uncle Chuckles ate his big red nose anyway! Because it was that or take another beating from the men with sticks who'd spent the previous three hours taking it in turns to do a wee on his spinning bow tie and call him Mister Yellow Sprinkler Man. Despite that, Uncle Chuckles doesn't bear the Salvation Army any ill will, because one time they let him have soup that wasn't flavoured with road grit.