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[R] Harm'Em Globetrotters
Carlorc 'Dizzy' English
#2
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
168
P
0
F
0
G
38
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
6
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Skill ups :
1st: Block (done)
2nd: Guard
3rd: Stand Firm
4th: Mighty Blow
Doubles; Dodge
+ST

1st Game vs Wyzard's Halfling Comedent Illud - Dizzy spent his time on the field playing it up to the punters, running around the opposition Treeman with his trademarked DIZZY SPIN! Great entertainment from a true professional. How he found time to throw that singular block is beyond me. 1/10

2nd vs JuVkE's Lizards Malinas Dragonflyyies - Seven big blocks from our Dizzy, who kept the crowd on the edge of their seats with his trademarked DIZZY SPIN! Fantastical performance from a real entertainer! 6/10

3rd Game vs Pierogi's Wood Elf Puttes'Chaumont - Although it might appear that four blocks in this game is an underachievement for such a superb athlete, Dizzy wowed crowds with his positional play, covering the midfield and making sure the horrible elvses could not score. Hypnotised the opposition with liberal application of his patented DIZZY SPIN! 5/10

4th Game vs Ghost19's Human Empire Knightz - Another game that showed Dizzys complete knowledge of positional marking. He played up to crowd with some massive blocks and held the opposition firm in the midfield with his zany antics. 6/10

5th Game vs exefokkers Dark Elf Ips'witch Town Veterans XI - Dizzy finally opened his eyes as he was being loaded into the cart to be taken back to the team camp. "Wad da fug appind bos?' He asked, blinking back tears and grasping his coaches arm in pain. " me jus starded me treydmarced Dizzi spin an den! Boom! Blaknis! Did da stans kolaps on me?"
"No Dizzy," his coach replied, desperately tryin the release the Black Orcs one good hand from his arm. "You got tackled.
"I fuggin dout dat bos. I fuggin dout dat."
The coach stood, rubbing his arm, listen to the horses hooves strike the cobble and wondering whether the Big Brute would ever be back. 2/10

6th Game vs Beer's Human Dragon Friends - 'Waz goin on? Wer iz evrywun? Wiy did thay leeve me behin?' NR

7th Game vs UnderWater's Birthday Surprise - 'Me fout it waz gunna ge gud to be bak but dose ratties were yuck! Dey kep runnin awae an dey smelt bad!' 3/10

8th Game vs Felicsdude332's Paulitonians - 'Dat waz a tuff, fisicel gaem bud wun me fink me ekselled at. Goin tow ta tow wif dem ogers waz grate fun an me kant waet ta do it agin.' 5/10

9th Game vs Buu88's Dark Elf Dark Ni - 'Me fout it waz a predde eze dae in da offis to be onest bos. Onle problim waz dat dos elfses wer slipry as fug.' 4/10

10th Game vs moathman's Amazon Boys 2 Men -' Me aksept dis awurd noing dat me diserved it for shear presents alown. An da fakt dat dos gurls waz moor bizzy runnin awae from me dan aktulee plaeing da game.' 4/10

11th Game vs sulidamor's wood suli ranked -' Dem elvses iz dum an dis gaem is dum an da cruwd iz dum.' 1/10

TOTAL RATING - 5 Games - 4
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2019-09-24
-
-
-
-
1
5
2019-10-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2019-11-12
-
-
-
1
-
2
2019-11-27
-
-
-
1
1
7
2020-01-15
-
-
-
1
-
2
2023-02-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2023-02-18
-
-
-
-
1
5
2023-05-14
-
-
1
-
-
2
2024-06-24
-
-
-
-
1
5