Skill ups :
1st: Block (done)
2nd: Tackle
3rd:
4th:
Doubles ; Guard (done)
+ST

1st Game vs Wyzard's Halfling Comedent Illud - This is one player who really does "Handle the Jandal!". Winning the MVP award for the Harm'Em Globetrotters is no joke, but Handles knows how to keep the crowd laughing with his outrageous antics. Running, bashing and scoring a touchdown will keep this up and coming legend firmly cemented in the hearts of fans everywhere. 10/10

2nd Game vs JuVkE's Lizards Malinas Dragonflyyies - Tussled all day with the big saurus', putting a couple of them down in hilarious fashion and generally making a nuisance of himself. Amused the crowd, amused his coach but most of all, amused himself. 3/10

3rd Game vs Pierogi's Wood Elf Puttes'Chaumont - It wasnt the Linesmens day today with Handles and his offsider Ant not living up to crowd expectations. The assistant coach suspects food poisoning, the head coach suspects the three bloodweiser babes and the two kegs of Bugmens he found abandoned in the changing rooms before the match. 2/10

4th Game vs Ghost19's Human Empire Knightz - Handles put in a big effort on the field today, tying up the opposition big boy and really getting stuck in to the physical stuff. Hilarious hits and ballsy blocks were dished out in style by everybodies favourite Lineman. 6/10

5th Game vs exefokker's Ips'witch Town Veterans XI - 'Me 'ed 'urts. Me fink me guna be sik.' 3/10

6th Game vs Beer's Human Dragon Friends - 'Me finks dat wen Ant got hurt den me ad to stan up an taek on a senyor roll in da fords so me reallee got stuk in an smashd a few humies an even had a run widda bal. So yeh, me reel appi wid me gaem out der todae." 5/10

7th Game vs UnderWater's Birthday Surprise - 'Fur a minut der bos me fort dey broek me, but me al gud now. Part from da stink. Dos ratties stinkd.' 1/10

8th Game vs Felicsdude332's Paulitonians -' Oww! Me 'ed 'urts agin. Las fing me member iz mashin dat runty, den wun of dem ogers 'it me 'ard. Fuggit!.' 6/10

9th Game vs Buu88's Dark Ni - 'Wat's wrong bos? Me hit a cupl ov dem.' 4/10

10th Game vs moathman's Amazon Boys 2 Men - 'Yeh bois! Got me sekon tuchdown an smashd summa dem gurls.. so dat waz nyis.' 7/10

TOTAL MATCH RATING - 6 Games - 4.8