Skill ups :
1st: Sneaky Git
2nd: Side Step
3rd:
4th:
Doubles ; Dirty Player
+AG +ST

1st Game vs Wyzard's Halfling Comedent Illud - Fats didnt get the chance to live up to his nickname as the horrible halflings sent him from the field before he got the chance to liven up the game with an amazing fireworks display. When the ref found out he had some exploding runes to let off he was not allowed to return to the field! Have they ever heard of showmanship? Do they think that the crowd doesn't enjoy explosions? Is this the death of entertainment? 10/10

2nd Game vs JuVkE's Lizards Malinas Dragonflyyies - TNT came on for the second half and did what he had to do, stomping with his boot and cartwheeling around, stunning both the crowd and the opposition kroxigor. Covered an amazing amount of ground to cover a last minute breakthrough and was instrumental in the touchdown that earned the draw. 10/10

3rd Game vs Pierogi's Wood Elf Puttes'Chaumont - If management had known what was going to happen before the game they would have advertised it as 'The Great Gobbo Gangfoul Game.' TNT came on as a substitute for Scooter in the second half and was as explosive as his nickname. BOOM! One boot, one seriously snapped ankle on their guard lino. BANG! Knocked out. STOMP! Knocked out! RUCK! Knocked out! It took four fouls and four removals for the ref to notice the little terror, and even then Fats managed to talk him out of a ban and stomped off to the dugout instead. Nuffle only knows what would have happened if he had been allowed to play out the half. 10/10

4th Game vs Ghost19's Human Empire Knightz - Coming on from the bench late in the first half, TNT had once again organised some exploding runes with the intention of putting on an amazing fireworks display. Somehow something went wrong and the runes went off in his pants, leaving his aflame and stunned on the deck. Then, to the crowds despair, the referee sent him from the field. Now, the coach doesn't want to say anything that would get him into trouble with the referees association but c'mon. Why not give the punters what they want?! 10/10

5th Game vs exefokker's Ips'witch Town Veterans XI - 'Wen I saw dat ref sen ol scoots of I fink das fuggin bul, but 'e mussa lyked me coz e neva saed nuffink, evin wen I waz stompin dat last panzy elf offa da pitch. Did yu bois se me nok out day elf dat try ta blok me? Nokked em out 'ard!' 10/10

6th Game vs Beer's Human Dragon Friends - ' Wen I fondout dat I hadda stard da gaem I fink yeh dis izza chanse to show em all dat i shud stard evry gaem but den dey kiked da bal an out of nowere it waz in my hans and I fink oh yeh now is mi tiem to shyen. But den dey hit me, but I hit dem bak and den dey hit me agen an evryfink wen blak. Dirty cheeten humies. ' 10/10

7th Game vs UnderWater's Birthday Surprise - 'Dat waz awful bos. I fink dat ting wid da klaw waz rippin da bois apart, an dey wer jus tryn to provid holesum famly entatanmint. So I fort, fug dis an jus grabbed it and hung on. So dat was prety gud. It stunk doe. Dirty filfy ratties.' 10/10

8th Game vs Felicsdude332's Paulitonians - ' Wen I saw dem ogers, I fort tank nufel dat da bos izznt pudden me on da feeld. But den wen da udda bois wen down an I hadda go out der, it wazzen so bad. Wen I saw Scoota ged smashed me fort rite! bedda ged stompin den. So I dida bita dansin for Scoots, but neva reli got inta da gaem." 10/10

9th Game vs Buu88's Dark Ni -'Wen ya pud me on en da sekon 'arf I fort, wel, Scoota didn ged mush dansin dun so I bedda ged stompin on dem. An I fink it waz preddee suksessful to be honess. Nokked out too wid da boot befor da ref sen me off." 10/10

10th Game vs moathman's Amazon Boys 2 Men -'S'not faer bos! I diddnt evin gedda chans to plae realle. I fink da squad iz geddin tu big.' 10/10

TOTAL MATCH RATING - 8 Games - 10