LXXXIII All Star
Heads turned this season when Brattleboro "Guzzla" Schrinton was awarded an All-Star scroll, and not just because people were confused about the presence of an enormous rat. This was a rat with muscles so big you wonder what the Elysium coach was feeding him, and while Guzzla, lacking the sharpened talons that made a blitzer like the lamented Salamoneous so feared, hasn't been a massive contributor to the Death Watch, he did put a dent in the career of Takharth Stoneheart by smashing his knee. Recovering, Stoneheart sent his best wishes to congratulate Schrinton, saying he'd "see him in the season after next", whatever that means.