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Unofficial (behind his back) title: The Boring
Reason: A keen Blood Bowl player and fan, it's been seven years since Sir Bores has talked about anything else. Even the dimmest maiden has picked up on this by the second date and excused themselves from any more.
There is an old man called Sir Bores,
Who is known for visits to whores.
He is awfully boring,
With ear shattering snoring.
Hence wife-less be Bores evermores.