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When the Oculus Rift opened and the Automobiles new space craft crashed onto planet earth, the robots inside needed seek local animals to transform into so they could conceal themselves. Unfortunately for Pattrap, the only thing he was able to scan was a man sticking a rat up his own ass. This is the result. An annoying, cocky, coward hybrid of social awkardness. If something nice could be said about him though, let me know because I have run the list and I have found nothing.
I guess he's playing Blood Bowl so maybe he'll die? I guess that's one nice thing.
UPDATE: It happened.