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DAT ASSblebee
#4
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
95
B
101
P
1
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
30
XPP
0
SPP
30
Injuries
Skills
Block
+MA
Dodge
Frenzy
After the war ended, ASSblebee had no way to make money because he was born a warrior and would die a warrior. Or so he thought until he met Dr Robotnik who was looking to upgrade his new army. The problem is Dr. Robotnik is not actually a real doctor, he just says he is, so after ASSblebee came to from surgery, he found that he was no longer a he, but a she, and a hot she at that.
Now, female robots are basically just sexbots and the problem with it is RC is the only one. When ASSblebee was turned into a women, it stoked all the other robots into a mad frenzy of lust, because they finally had something new to look at that wasn't the same boring ass robot they saw before. You ever try to jerk it to the same lady over and over? It's fucking horrible. That's why I got a divorce because fuck that noise.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2020-03-21
-
2
-
-
-
6
2020-03-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-03-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-04-10
-
1
-
1
1
10
2020-05-31
-
-
-
-
1
5
2020-10-16
-
1
-
-
-
3