Who named this dude such a retarded name? I guess that's what comes from having an Orcish mother. This fine fellow joined our team in its inauguaral game and unfortunately I can't change his name. Oh well.

Like, come on. Zombies are all concise and such. They can't think enough to have names like "El Guapo Callero Su Quiero" and whatnot. It's a stretch to think that they can pronounce complex words like "Intestines" even if that is their favorite food. Sheesh.