Figueres is used to burly men throwing themselves at her, having manned the Altdorfer Zwiebelbrau stand during Reavers games for three years. Despite looking like she'd fall over in a stiff breeze, Figueres packs an almighty punch thanks to helping the others lug giant sacks of onions around a stadium full of belligerent sports fans. She's put that experience to great effect so far in her Blood Bowl career, badly hurting a couple of players in her (and the team's) first match. Ironically, the opposition can be loath to block her down themselves; this is probably down to the fact that she's festooned with the most eye-wateringly pungent onions that team captain Vidalia was able to dredge up from the really interesting allotment near the Altdorf College of Magic.

Awards: Wharf Rats "Most Violent Player" Award, Mermaid League