This elf came to me towards the end of my team building exercise. He walked into my office and said "I hear you're paying Elves of Squangle Land to play for you?". Which was correct, I was doing that. He had a strong accent and pronounced Squangle Land in a peculiar way and for that reason I believe he probably originated from Northern Squangle Land.

Fun fact: Dick Cretinsky is a ventriloquist! Dick Cretinsky is never not a ventriloquist...