Paul is not the most handsome of elves. He's short in stature and has skin issues. But I wasn't going to allow that to deny him his shot at glory after stumbling upon him at the local garage. I made him the offer and asked him to confirm he was an elf from Squangle Land but he misheard and responded that he'd "be whatever I wanted him to be for that amount of money". It's nice to know that he's flexible on playing position but the functioning of his odd looking ears is a worry.