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Fabienne the Hair made his debut with the Spittsburgh Vampirates in their first match against the Stompy Stranglers. Regrettably, while attempting to dodge away from a goblin, Fabienne's hair became tangled in his boot straps, causing him to trip. Due to his unwise decision not to wear a helmet because he, "didn't want to get a case of helmet hair," the fall fractured his skull, and he was killed instantly.