Created from the corpse of the late and great Wood Elf of the same name,
Achilles will forever be a monument to Groo's failure to realise this: wardancers
kick some serious arse ONLY IF THEY'RE LESS THAN 6 FEET UNDER.
Achilles *tragically* died on a GFI failure: Groo rerolled using Pro and failed.
This I imagine will lead to much banging of his head on some nearby solid object
of some sort.