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Did you know? Up until now, 1501104 players have died on the pitch.
Created from the corpse of the late and great Wood Elf of the same name,
Achilles will forever be a monument to Groo's failure to realise this: wardancers
kick some serious arse ONLY IF THEY'RE LESS THAN 6 FEET UNDER.
Achilles *tragically* died on a GFI failure: Groo rerolled using Pro and failed.
This I imagine will lead to much banging of his head on some nearby solid object
of some sort.