Laura Damn Stinkraham is an American brain-dead zombie. Stinkraham formerly hosted the nationally syndicated radio show The Laura Needs Brains Show for nearly twenty decades, is the festering-corpse-in-chief of UnlifeZette, and beginning in October 1517, has been the host of The Skullpan Angle on Fox Brain Rot Channel.

If you want to know how useless she is, just look at the game v Zombhead Podcast, where she didn't even last a full turn: a cheeky T1 foul was immediately punished with a sendoff.