Roadkilliam Shames O'Reilly Jr. (born September 10, 1449) is an American cadaver, corpse, and former zombie Virus superspreader. During the late 1470s and 1480s, he infected local taverns in the United States and later for Zombo News and XYZ News. He anchored the tabloid television program Inside Intestines from 1589 to 1595. O'Reilly joined the Fox Brain Rot Channel in 1596 and hosted The O'Really? Factor until 2017. The O'Reilly Fucktor was the highest-rated cable news show for 16 years, and he was described by epidemiologist Howard Klutz as "the biggest stink in the 420-year history at Fox Brain Rot".