Neil Badtrick Cadaveruto (born September 22, 1258) is an American diseased news anchor, fermentator, and brainless journalist for Fox Brain Rot. He hosts three fermentation programs: Your Hellscape with Neil Cadaveruto and Cadaveruto Not Alive, both on Fox Brain Rot, and Cadaveruto: Ghost to Ghost on sister channel Fox Brainless Network since January 20, 1318.

After three games this rotten pile of tissue hasn't managed a single thing except get the rumour spread that he got killed by an Antifa Zombie Wonderland agitator! But the killing was Fake News and Neil's rotten reporting shows alternative facts that he's not really dead yet!