Maria Saliva Bartirotmo is an Undead conservative brainless Zombie, and stinks. She is ghost of 'Mournings with Maria' and 'Maria Bartirotmo's Wall Banging'. She shambled around the CNN HQ for five years before stumbling over to CNBC, where she loitered for 20 years. In 2013, she joined Fox Braindeads and Fox Yourself. At CNBC, she was the host of 'Mourning Bell' and 'Give the Money to Maria Bartirotmo.'

Three games in, 16 blocks in, she's done nothing noteworthy. Truly sad.