GRENDEL: The Smuggler. This voodoo lovin', tequila drinkin' Stormtrooper in one of the best miniature painters around. This guy is a bigger lecher than any of the other Toxic Pirates, and will probably end up in jail long before Shin-Goji does. By the way, he really does hate it when you ask him, "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"