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Boat lady
#9
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
28
B
172
P
1
F
0
G
20
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
11
Td
3
Mvp
3
GPP
47
XPP
0
SPP
47
Injuries
Skills
Block (20k)
Horns (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Now you might think that this is just another normal player bio like the other ones on this team, but what you fail to realise is that this player (me) is actually a very cunnning and talkative wizard. You might say "hold on, isn't wizard a male term?" and I won't correct you, it benefits me for you to think that. What you need to understand is that my plans are so intricate and cunning that you could never think to outsmart me, not in any way possible. Many people have tried and failed. Did I ever tell you about that one cunning ratman? He certainly tried to get the better of me, but it just wasn't possible because of my sneakiness and immense intellect. I'm also a very powerful wizard you know. What do you mean I should fight the rats? That's your job. Yes I know I could clear out thousands of them with a few words, but I have better things to be doing. Besides, you look good covered in rat filth! Well, not really, but it does amuse me and that's all you're good for anyway. Now off you go on another incredibly dangerous and probably suicidal mission. I'll be watching from the shadows and making sure you don't screw up too badly. Toodles!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2020-10-18
1
-
-
-
1
6
2020-12-07
-
-
-
2
-
4
2020-12-10
-
1
-
-
1
8
2021-03-05
-
-
-
2
1
9
2021-03-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-06-02
-
1
-
1
-
5
2021-07-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2021-08-12
-
1
-
1
-
5
2021-11-01
-
-
-
3
-
6