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[L] Hubba Stupid Deaths
John Cummings
#9
Halfling Hopeful
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
6+
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
2
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Died March 1809
After seeing a circus performer do a knife-swallowing trick, Seaman John Cummings began actually swallowing knives. On the first of three occasions, he swallowed 4 knives and quickly passed 3 with no ill-health. On the second occasion, he swallowed 14 knives and after a few days with abdominal pain he passed all of them. On the third occasion, he swallowed 20 knives and a case, but after a few days he had only passed the case. After around four years of pain, he died. On autopsy, a knife blade and spring were found in his intestines, and between 30 to 40 fragments of metal, wood, and horn were found in his stomach
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2020-11-18
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