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Did you know? Up until now, 1503333 players have died on the pitch.
Donnuh is not just mad, she’s Burning Up. Well-travelled and always on Holiday, Donnuh is one Lucky Star. She is Borderline depressed, Like A Virgin. She met a Material Girl in her youth, but never really got Into The Groove with their relationship. She became a semi-professional Gambler, but after a series of big losses was lucky to Live To Tell her tale. Scolded by her father for her poor choices, Donnuh responded “Papa, Don’t Preach”. Donnuh was desperate for a life changing event, Like A Prayer. Her mother, Argentina would weep for her daughter often. The only response she could muster would be to tell her, “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina.”
She opened a bakery, called American Pie. Donnuh had a unique way of dealing with shoplifters. She would remove the thief’s fingers, but never outright kill them. They would Die Another Day. Repeat offenders would be Hung Up in the shop window.
Anyway, now she plays Blood Bowl for some reason.
'Pointy Madge' was so inspired during the absolute bloodfest of what is being commonly referred to as 'the game where we killed 3 elves' (my condolences to the Caledor Patriots), that her subsequent ability to maim, dismember and wallop noticeably improved. +Block
'The Queen of Pop(ping out arm sockets)' is nothing if not an envious madam. "Anything vamps can do, I can do better!" So inspired by Sparklemotion's Ecart's strength during their final day matchup, and never one to be outdone, Donnuh hit the gym (and a fair few gobbos as well) to match her toe to toe in the playoff rematch. Dem gunz tho... +ST